Posts Tagged ‘bathroom humor’

The Fart Lover

(Excerpt from “Totally Losing Face and Other Stories“)   The joy of farting never seems to lose its luster While people age and pictures fade, a good fart still goes a long way My best friend can muster one up at will He stops and poses, squinting his face tightly As he sticks his ass…

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Mastering the Squat Shitter

Mastering the Squat Shitter (Excerpt from “Totally Losing Face and Other Stories“) Upon arriving in Singapore, the Lion City, I was overcome by an incredible urge to deposit some waste. I pushed my luggage cart aimlessly around the airport until I noticed a bright blue and white sign with an arrow that said, “Toilets.” Bingo.…

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