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You may be wondering why on earth anyone would want to light their farts. Well, the biggest bonus to lighting your farts is it's fun AF !
That trip was insanely wowwer than wow; it was the Big Wow! And I mean BIG! Mind-blowingly BIG! My body sang with celestial wonderment as supernova chakra electrified every atom of my core!
Exploring the fringes of the Federation, the USS Shenzhou discovers a mysterious object lurking in a binary system surrounded by asteroids. The object could ignite an all out war with the Klingons.
Badass sequel to the epic Breaking Bad series. Saul finds himself lost in Vegas after fleeing from Albuquerque. Everything changes when he has a chance meeting with a previous client.
You ever see a beautiful woman and you can’t help but talk to her? Well, one day while walking through the Cloud 9 department store above the Zhongshan Park metro station in Shanghai, I noticed an amazingly attractive young woman dressed in an outfit that screamed: Hey, I love weed!
Where do old major league baseball players go after the fame and skills have long gone? No one can be certain, but some take the wrong path and end up on the wrong side of the needle.
A UFO has been sited on the outskirts of Rawhide, Nevada, USA. Ace reporter Bill Brawler and his trusty cameraman, Jose Jimenez, are hot on the scoop. If they can break the story, it'll be a huge career boost. However, a mysterious object could foil their plans.
When an alien shaped like a pear suddenly appears on Chris's kitchen table, Chris and his college roommate are forced to use all their creative juices to do battle with the strange creature and protect their humble apartment.
Based in the future, GoMo BoMo is a cautionary tale of science gone awry. Set in Australia and the USA, a corporate conglomerate attempts to genetically splice a chicken and a toad to speed up the life cycle and fertility of chickens. When live samples mysteriously go missing, two friends must track down the clues and bring the issue to the attention of the public. Even if it means bringing down their own company.
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