Bathroom Humor

The Fart Lover

(Excerpt from “Totally Losing Face and Other Stories“)   The joy of farting never seems to lose its luster While people age and pictures fade, a good fart still goes a long way My best friend can muster one up at will He stops and poses, squinting his face tightly As he sticks his ass…

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Mastering the Squat Shitter

Mastering the Squat Shitter (Excerpt from “Totally Losing Face and Other Stories“) Upon arriving in Singapore, the Lion City, I was overcome by an incredible urge to deposit some waste. I pushed my luggage cart aimlessly around the airport until I noticed a bright blue and white sign with an arrow that said, “Toilets.” Bingo.…

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