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South Park Fan Fiction: Cartman Chokes a Chicken (Part 3)

And now the exciting conclusion of Cartman Chokes a Chicken! Read part I. Read part II. Warning: Strong language and adult situations. SYNOPSIS: Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Special Guest Stars: Towelie, Al Gore, Jenna Jameson, Dr. Phil, Judge…

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South Park Fan Fiction: Cartman Chokes a Chicken (Part 2)

The exciting story continues! Read part I. Warning: Strong language and adult situations. SYNOPSIS: Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Special Guest Stars: Towelie, Al Gore, Jenna Jameson, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Perry Mason, Paul Rubens, the…

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South Park Fan Fiction: Cartman Chokes a Chicken (Part 1)

Warning: Strong language and adult situations. SYNOPSIS: Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Special Guest Stars: Towelie, Al Gore, Jenna Jameson, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Perry Mason, Paul Rubens, the Raisins, Terrance & Phillip, Satan, Jesus, and…

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