Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Amazing Ants and Hardcore Toothpaste

    One of my earliest childhood memories is being out on the front yard in the midday sun, minding my own business, watching my older brother mow the lawn. I sat down on a freshly cut area of grass and absorbed the heat from the sun and revealed at the joy of being alive.…

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Productivity Hacks from Successful Early Birds

  Photo by Brocken Inaglory at commons.wikimedia.org   Hey, have you heard this, “The early bird gets the worm”? Today’s post is all about productivity and how we can squeeze every ounce out of our day. But there’s more, you’ll also learn about opportunistic animals and how you too can avoid the pitfalls of certain…

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Gareth’s Dilemma

  Gareth’s Dilemma (Excerpt from “Totally Losing Face and Other Stories“) It was late September as Gareth strutted into the break room where myself and all the secretaries were eating dinner. I was managing an English language school in Taipei, Taiwan and Gareth was one of my new recruits. He smiled and said “hi” to…

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Monkeys Gone Mental

  Hey, have you heard this: Monkey’s have a sense of fairness. Scientists have discovered that if you teach a monkey to exchange a rock for food, the monkeys can get upset if they aren’t treated fairly. In an experiment conducted by researchers at Emory University in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, two monkeys were given one…

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Who the Hell Named the Honey Badger

    Hey, have you heard this term “Centigrade”? I was talking to a Chinese person the other day, in English, and I mentioned “Celsius”. The person seemed confused at first, then corrected me with “Centigrade”. So I looked it up. Turns out the man who created the Celsius scale is actually named “Celsius”. His…

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Breaking Bad Sequel Premiere (Fan Fiction)

Illustrated by Cali Comics   Series Premiere Title: “Don’t Get Mad, Call Chad” by Hillel Groovatti   Description: The gang returns in this exciting continuation of the epic Breaking Bad series. *Spoiler alert, please watch the original Breaking Bad series before reading this! Scene 1 Las Vegas, Nevada, present day, late evening. On a warm,…

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Dog Haters in Vators

Image courtesy Max Pixel I was taking my dog to work on dog appreciation day. The upper parking lot was full, so I parked my car in the lower basement parking lot of the large office park that I work in, and then hopped into an empty elevator with my black lab, Coco, on a…

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South Park Fan Fiction: Cartman Chokes a Chicken (Part 3)

And now the exciting conclusion of Cartman Chokes a Chicken! Read part I. Read part II. Warning: Strong language and adult situations. SYNOPSIS: Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Special Guest Stars: Towelie, Al Gore, Jenna Jameson, Dr. Phil, Judge…

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South Park Fan Fiction: Cartman Chokes a Chicken (Part 2)

The exciting story continues! Read part I. Warning: Strong language and adult situations. SYNOPSIS: Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Special Guest Stars: Towelie, Al Gore, Jenna Jameson, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Perry Mason, Paul Rubens, the…

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South Park Fan Fiction: Cartman Chokes a Chicken (Part 1)

Warning: Strong language and adult situations. SYNOPSIS: Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Special Guest Stars: Towelie, ManBearPig, Al Gore, Jenna Jameson, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Perry Mason, Paul Rubens, the Raisins, Terrance & Phillip, Satan, Jesus,…

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